Sperm Donors Cartoons and Comics

Sperm donors - "They couldn't tell me anything about my genetic father apart from the fact that he was a frequent donor!"

"I wouldn't be having this problem with a sperm bank father."

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

Happy Fathers Day - Your Local Sperm Bank

"You're stuck where, sir?"

'Sorry, Ma'am, but we don't have a loan department.'

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

'Forget it - I knew a guy who went there once and he got slapped with 387 paternity suits.'

'Ma'am, your account at the sperm bank is overdrawn.'

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

sperm bank-'I told you you'd make money hand over fist'.

'Tall, good-looking, muscular and wealthy! I can see where you are coming from Mrs Willets but that's not how it works.'

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

Sperm Bank - "How much were you thinking of spending?"