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'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
Room for one more...
Tags:hedgehog, hedgehogs, porcupine, porcupines, balloon, balloons, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, balloon animal, balloon animals, spike, spikes, giraffe, giraffes, sliding door, sliding doors, party, parties, pending disaster, health and safety, accident waiting to happen, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Iced drink antidote
"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"
Tags:trap, traps, trap door, trap doors, trapdoor, trapdoors, stick, sticks, sticking, clamp, clamps, clamp down, clamps down, clamping down, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, haunted house, haunted houses, serial killer, serial killers, spike, spikes, iron maiden, iron maidens, home repair, home repairs, stick, sticks, sticking, sticking door, sticking doors, nuisance, nuisances, mistime, mistimes, mistimed, time, timing
The First Stairs
Tags:man, men, early man, cave man, caveman, cave men, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapiens, stake, stakes, stab, stabbed, spike, spikes, idiot, idiotic, idiots, idiocy, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimental, stone age, stone ages, bronze age, bronze ages, iron age, iron ages, history, historical, ouch, innovate, innovation, try again, determination, innovating, discovery, discover, sacrifice, prototype, prototypes, first draft, first drafts
"Thanks, R.B., but I prefer to stand."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, decor, decoration, decorations, interior, interiors, interior design, cactus, cacti, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, sharp, pointy, spike, spikes, stand, standing, sit, sitting, dangerous, risky, hobby, hobbies, leisure, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...Because its easy to draw.'
With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.
"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"
Tags:heavy metal, metalhead, metalheads, metal head, metal heads, leather, spike, spikes, monster, monsters, monstrous, grow up, grows up, growing up, live at home, lives at home, living at home, adult child, adult children, adults, phase, just a phase, justification, justifications, justifying, loser, losers
"This sudden spike shows where we think the earthquake is lying."
"I think it's overkill."
"Harold! You promised!"
Tags:promise, promises, promising, ace, aces, tennis ace, tennis ace, competitive, competition, competitions, competitive side, competitive sides, friendly game, friendly games, friendly match, friendly matches, competitive, bad winner, bad winners, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, relationship problem, relationship problems, promise, promises, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, sporty, sports, sports lover, sports lovers, tennis player, tennis players, serve, serves, serving, spike, spikes, spiking
"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
Tags:swan, swans, duck, ducks, goose, geese, aggressive, bread, bread crumbs, park, lake, bread crumb, parks, lakes, threatening, stealing, mugging, attacking, feeding, unexpected, warrior, fight, fighting, fights, plunder, warriors, armor, armored, weapons, spikes, spike, armed, armour, armoured, master, masters, aggressor, aggressors, battle, battles, battling
'The game plan is simple: I'll pass the ball to you - They won't dare to tackle you...'
'Somebody spiked the punch!'
'Dang! Another one popped! Maybe we shouldn't have balloons for Spike's birthday.'
'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'
'I feel a bit of a prick!'