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"I love you.''
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'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
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"You've got to admit—he looks good."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, mourner, mourners, embalmed, embalmer, embalmers, embalming, fashion, style, punk, wild, mohawk, mohawks, spiky, spikes, counter-culture, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, personal appearance, compliment, compliments, complimenting
"I think it's overkill."
"You used to be so prickly. What happened?"
"Love is blind."
Tags:hedgehog, hedgehogs, porcupine, porcupines, prickly, spiky, spike, balloon animal, balloon animals, burst, bursting, love, lover, lovers, love is blind, bad idea, bad ideas, bad decision, bad decision, doomed relationship, doomed relationships, star crossed lover, star crossed lovers, bad match, incompatible
'Some fool might try it once. But after that, runners are gonna think long and hard about sliding into my bag.'
'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'
'I'm afraid I can't allow you on the plane, sir. Your hair is too sharp.'
Annoyed by the LeBlanc's crotch-sniffing dog, the Gilmonts came prepared.
Tags:dog, dogs, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, sniffer, sniffers, crotch, crotches, prepare, prepares, preparation, prepared, smell, smells, smelling, canine, canines, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances, spiky, spikes, pant, pants, protect, protection, close to home
'It's the new childproof cap.'
'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'
'Eh... It was scary, but not THAT scary.'
Tags:balloon, balloons, nail, nails, bed, beds, nailbed, nailbeds, pop, pops, popped, spike, spikes, spiky, miracle, miracles, impossible, exhibition, exhibitions, perform, performs, performance, performances, sharp, sharps, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, camera, cameras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I don't need roughage that badly!"
Tags:roughage, inedible, unpalatable, high-fiber diet, fiber, fibre, dietary fiber, high fiber diet, porcupines, hedgehogs, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, wildlife, fibrous, quills, barbs, prickly, spiky, porcupine, hedgehog, gnawer, bear diet, insoluble fiber, whole foods, carbohydrate, colon, digestive track cleaning, indigestible, balanced diet, healthy diet
'I woke up this morning feeling spiky.'
'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'
'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'
'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'
'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'
'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'
'Love...is a many pointed thing...'