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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
The fumble bee
"I dropped my goblet!"
Pizza without borders.
The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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Job Safety - Valves.
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
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The theory of probability...
'You need to lower your cell phone's vibrate setting.'
Gas Price Uprising.
'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'
"Look Mommy, hat!"
'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'
Oil Spill Blame
"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."
World without Oil...
Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply
'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'
"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."
'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'