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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
"It wouldn't have happened if I weren't with persons larger than life."
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"Let Halliburton clean it up."
'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'
"Excuse me. I think I had a little accident."
'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'
Health and safety nightmare.
Disaster strikes the Millerton Disappearing Ink Company.
And today's winner of a special place in hell is...coffee cup lids that don't fit properly...
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Shopper targeted by cock-a-leekie leak.
Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.
Mop up spillages!
'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'
'We need a dog!'
'We only produced 50 cases this year. Most of our competitors spill more than that.'
'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'
'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'
'There's a spot on your coat.'
Gulf shrimp displayed as 10W-30.
'It's not milk, man! IT'S BEER!'
'At least try and be a bit discreet when we have a spillage.'
'That's the colour of my new outfit - wine-red and beige.'