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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
"I dropped my goblet!"
Pizza without borders.
The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Tags:book, books, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, novel, novels, literature, damage, damages, damaged, sale, sales, deal, deals, coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, spill, spills, spilled, sign, signs, food, drink, drinks, stain, stains, stained, ruined, modern life, consumerism, retail
'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'
"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."
'Where are we going, Dad?'
'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, child, children, kid, kids, spill, spilled, spilling, spills, milk, drink, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court room, court rooms, trial, trials, jury, juries, jurors, juror, witness, real life adventures
Bottomless bowl of soup
'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''
"I spilled my drink."
Tags:drinking, drink, drinks, spill, spills, spilled, spilling, party foul, party fouls, parties, party, imbibing, imbibe, imbibes, drunk, drunken, drunkenness, alcohol, booze, boozing, liquor, liquors, celebrations, celebrating, festivities, festivity, celebration, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, klutz, klutzy, klutziness
Disaster strikes the Millerton Disappearing Ink Company.
Tags:lemming, lemmings, rodent, rodents, cup, cups, hole, holes, cult, cults, idea, ideas, light, lights, lightbulb, lightbulbs, bulb, bulbs, waste, wasted, spill, spills, spilled, spillage, spillages, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, suicide, suicides, euthanasia, kool-aid, cliff, cliffs, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)
Soup on a stick
'I need something to spill.'
'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'
'That's the color paint we need.'
'We need a dog!'
'The oil on the beach at least makes it easier to build these now.'
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'
'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'