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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
Pizza without borders.
The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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"Look Mommy, hat!"
'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'
"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."
"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."
'Where are we going, Dad?'
'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, child, children, kid, kids, spill, spilled, spilling, spills, milk, drink, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court room, court rooms, trial, trials, jury, juries, jurors, juror, witness, real life adventures
Bottomless bowl of soup
'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''
'You clumsy oaf! -- I can't believe you actually dropped the antimatter!'
"I spilled my drink."
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Disaster strikes the Millerton Disappearing Ink Company.
'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)
Chicken soup books
'Take us to your cupholders'
Soup on a stick
'I need something to spill.'
'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'
'We need a dog!'
'That's the color paint we need.'
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'