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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
"I dropped my goblet!"
The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
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The theory of probability...
'You need to lower your cell phone's vibrate setting.'
'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'
"Look Mommy, hat!"
Oil Spill Blame
"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."
"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."
'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'
'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'
"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"
'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'
"Excuse me. I think I had a little accident."
'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'
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'Where are we going, Dad?'
"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"
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