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'You never make the same mistake twice. You always come up with a new one.'
'Good luck convincing the rest of the world what happened.'
'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'
'We need a dog!'
'That's the color paint we need.'
'The oil on the beach at least makes it easier to build these now.'
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'
'Well of course I'm not tired of living! What a frightfully silly thing to say!'
'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'
'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'
"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."
Waitress oblivious to the fact she's spilling coffee all over the table and her customer.