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'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'
'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'
"It's the ghost of that pocketbook I gave you for Christmas."
Tags:gator skin, gator skins, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, skin, skins, pocketbook, pocketbooks, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, animal rights, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, animal skin, animal skins, vegan, vegans, veganism, ghost, ghosts, spirits, conscience, consciences, haunt, haunts, haunting
"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapists, ghost, ghosts, sighting, sighting, sightings, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, see a therapist, sees a therapist, seeing a therapist, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinating, see things, sees things, seeing things, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, afterlife, afterlives
"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
Tags:absinth, absinths, spirit, spirits, absinthe, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking your problems, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solved, shot, shots, drinking your sorrows, drink your sorrows, nag, nags, wife, wives, husband, husbands, answer to everything
Hunter haunted by Bunnies.
Tags:bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, ghost, ghosts, haunting, hauntings, spirit, spirits, conscience, consciences, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night-horror, night-horrors, night scare, night scares, bad dream, bad dreams, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports, rabbiting, guilty conscience, guilty consciences
"You're painfully dry?"
Tags:martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, liquor, liquors, spirit, spirits, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, dry martini, pun, puns
"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."
"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."
Tags:i'll sleep when i'm dead, sleep when dead, sleep when you're dead, sleep when i'm dead, sleep when i am dead, work, working, works, overwork, overworked, spirit, spirits, afterlife, ghost, ghosts, ghostly, spirit, spirits, after life, job, jobs, career, careers, sleep, sleeping, lack of sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep deprived, sleeps, paperwork, paper work, died, dies, dead
"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
Tags:haunted house, haunted houses, good bones, sales pitch, sales pitches, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, spirit, spirits, haunting, hauntings, evil spirit, evil spirits, ghost, ghosts, property market, housing market, housing markets, property markets
"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."
Tags:spaniel, spaniels, dog, dogs, haunted house, haunted houses, haunted mansion, haunted mansions, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, late, butler, butlers, halloween, halloweens, haunting, hauntings, haunted, haunt, haunts
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
Tags:superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes
'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'
"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."
"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, dead, death, spirit, spirits, seance, seances, widow, widows, husband, husbands, ghost, ghosts, fraud, scam, scams, wasting money, waste of money
"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"
Tags:ouija board, ouija boards, communicate with the dead, talk with the dead, ghost, ghosts, communicating with the dead, talking with the dead, medium, mediums, psychic medium, psychic mediums, chatbot, chatbots, technology, ai, artificial intelligence, internet, internet conversations, modern ouija board, modern life, teen, teens, teenager, teenage girl, sleepover, sleepovers, spirit, spirits, spiritualism
"Lately you've been less spooky-scary and more spooky-sad."
Tags:junk drawer, spooky, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunt, haunted, haunting, hauntings, depressed, depression, sad, ennui, sadness, out of sorts, clinical depression, scare, scares, scary, couch potato, couch potatoes, melancholy, intervention, interventions, mental health, sulk, sulks, sulking
"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."
Tags:married, marriage, married couple, disorganised, unorganised, disorganized, unorganized, last minute, last minute shopping, shop, shops, shopping, present, presents, present shopping, dickens, christmas carol, christmas, xmas, christmas eve, x-mas, x-mas eve, xmas eve, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, classic, classics, forgot, forgotten
"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, gold course, golf courses, fairway, fairways, leisure, hobby, hobbies, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, spirit, spirits, phantom, phantoms, haunt, haunting, haunts, haunted, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, husband, husband, wife, wives, couple, couples, widower, widowers, death
"Hi! I'm the Ghost of April Fool's Day Past!"