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'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'
"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."
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'After deep meditation, I've concluded that money per se doesn't make you happy, but it helps!'
'How rich is too rich?'
'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'
"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."
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'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'
'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'
'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''
'Shmulik, you're working too hard! Money can't buy happiness you know.'
Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.
'There's more to life than winning; there's also taking losses as tax write-offs, That's it?'
'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'
'Drink is your enemy.' - 'Love your enemies.'
'Go back down the highway three miles and hang a right onto the first road that you see.'
'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'
'I don't know the answer to everything but I can make change.'
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
'No offence, but I'd like to enlighten you about your breath.'
'The meaning of life is 'don't ask, don't tell', and now we've both blown it!'
"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"
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