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"Go ask your mother."
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'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
Breaking: Dalai Lama says Trump lacks 'moral principle' and questions his emotional health.
"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'
"The gods must be on-line tonight."
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"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
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'One day, there will be world peace...in the meantime, you may want to step away from the fan.'
'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'
'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
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"I just started following you."
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"It's a franchise."
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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."
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'I'm sorry, but for that kind of money I really can't help you work on yourself.'
"I would kill for your metabolism."
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'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'
"Nothing is as it seems, my son."
'Some people are calling you a false prophet.'
Guru, Inc: VP Parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.
"I have more of a comment than a question."
'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'