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"Go ask your mother."
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'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'
Breaking: Dalai Lama says Trump lacks 'moral principle' and questions his emotional health.
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
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"The gods must be on-line tonight."
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'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'
'One day, there will be world peace...in the meantime, you may want to step away from the fan.'
'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'
'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'
"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
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'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
"It's a franchise."
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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."
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'I'm sorry, but for that kind of money I really can't help you work on yourself.'
'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'
"Nothing is as it seems, my son."
"I have more of a comment than a question."
Guru, Inc: VP Parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.
'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'
'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'
"How do I get down?"
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