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"That's the dating guru."
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"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'
Ouija Board Fail
'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'
"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."
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"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."
'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'
"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."
'Enviousness, crime, fear... money causes the most of the trouble on Earth. So why don't you just give me all your money and live a much happier life?'
'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'
'There must be more to life than this.'
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'
'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'
'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'
"Sorry - just getting back from a guru retreat."
"When she gets back, don't mention we were talking. They hate it when we cut out the middleman."
Transcendental Hygienist: 'Say ommmm.'
The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.
'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'
'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'
"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."
'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'