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"I see the new dentures are still making you spit a little, Gramma."
"And my spittoon will go right about there."
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'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
"I'm not climbing down there to fetch your teeth. Serves you right for spitting."
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
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Britishness classes - 'Swear, spit and misbehave in class.'
"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
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"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"
"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."
Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge
"Am I the spitting image of dad, or what?"
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Lady refuses to spit in dentist's office.
". . . The chef looks like he could spit on my food."
Eve ate of the apple, and God doth a spit take
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"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."
"Looks like our spittoon has been hacked."
'I'm pooped son, why don't you practice your spitting.'
Classic spit outtake
'I'm sorry, ma'am, but you still have too much saliva in there. You need to spit in the bowl again.'
Library slobber clean up department.
The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.
"Wow, that beats spitting alright!"
'Okay. You put coal in my stocking so I spit in the milk I set out for you. Let's call a truce.'
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"Yeah, I used to be able to spit, but now I mostly drool..."