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'ok, who threw that?'
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'
Tags:baseball, paintball, paintballing, paintballer, paintballers, hate, hates, loathe, loathes, loathing, target, targets, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, paint, paints, splat, splats, splatted, splatting, hit, hits, hitting, bother, bothers, bothering, annoy, annoys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Matisse now, Pollock later."
Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.
"For Sale. Only used once, never opened."
'Ok, who threw that?'
"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, bug, bugs, insect, insects, squash, squashed, squashes, squashing, squish, squished, squishes, squishing, long distance, finish, finishes, finished, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, won, splat, splats, splatted, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:spitball, spitballs, spit ball, spit balls, spits, spitting, spitter, spitters, spat, bat, bats, batting, batter, batsman, batsmen, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, pitched, splat, splats, splatting, splatted, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, cheat, cheats, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
He was never all that good at chasing cars, Unfortunately for Harley, he was even less adept at reading,
Ambulance men carrying an egg slice, Humpty Dumpty splattered on ground
Tags:fly, flies, bug, bugs, insect, insects, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, funeral, funerals, windscreen, windscreens, squash, squashed, splat, splats, splatted, kill, kills, killed, memorial, memory, memories, ceremony, ceremonies, grieve, grieves, grieving, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.
Tags:candle, candles, candlelit, candlelight, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, drive, driving, drives, driver, drivers, toad, toads, frog, frogs, romantic, romance, fly, flies, sweet, thoughtful, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, splat, splatted, windscreen, windscreens, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Don't hit so hard!'
An insect (possibly a large fly) is driving a car with little humans splattered on the windsheild.
'Where is the alleged jumper?'
'Make it look like an accident. Splatter him on a windshield.'
Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.
A clown that likes to bully pigeons.
'All I see is red ink.'
Mouse in vets escaping and getting caught in mousetrap.
Back in the days of giant prehistoric bugs.
'I've got a hunch this one was pushed from a great height.'