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'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'
"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."
'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'
"Use Your Inside Scream"
"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."
"In regards to my son's education I am a firm believer in 'Laissez-Faire'."
'It's like no one wants us to be happy! Because the technology is out there!'
"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."