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"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."
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'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'
'I really think I could have loved you... if only you could talk like a normal person.'
Stricken by a sudden case of laryngitis, Mrs. Gurtley switches to autoteacher.
'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'
An avid text messenger, Katie Hunter started using fewer vowels in her everyday speech.
Man and dog.
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"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."
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The giant's vision was 20/20 what he really needed was a speech therapist.
"C'est un miracle, je parle!"
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"To speak to an operator, go back in time to 1965."
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"Hey mister! Maybe if you put cards in your tires people could hear you coming!"
'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'
"Let's see... talked on cell phone in restaurant."
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Doug and Sue no longer spoke the same language.
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"The American people, to whom you so often refer in speeches are on line one."
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My meds spoke to me this morning.
'This is my cousin Richard, he's from England, Joy.' 'I could tell you were British as soon as you started talking.' 'I could tell as soon as he opened his mouth.'
'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'
"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.
'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'
'Oh Joy! Someone just spoke to me! In words!'
'Yak yak yak.'
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