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'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'
"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."
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"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."
Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'
Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.
'Sponge diving, Bob?'
"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"
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Lady of the Cake.
One day, Martin secretly replaced Helen's loofah with a porcupine,
'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'
4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
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'My mom must have swallowed a sponge or something. I heard her say she's retaining water.'
"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."
'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'
"No more doing dishes, Mrs. Spongeberg. I'm writing you a prescription for paper plates."
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Woman in Bath has Three Legs.
'Don't you love doing our dishes the organic way, leaving them in the sink and letting live sponges eat the food off of them?'
'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I get it... I'm made of money. That doesn't mean you're getting any.'
Out of the shower
'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'
'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'
'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'