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'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'
"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."
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'Sponge diving, Bob?'
"If I knew where I'd lost the sponge, it wouldn't be lost, now, would it?"
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"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"
One day, Martin secretly replaced Helen's loofah with a porcupine,
'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
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'My mom must have swallowed a sponge or something. I heard her say she's retaining water.'
"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."
'Don't worry. Sponges are standard equipment to soak up tiny puddles.'
"No more doing dishes, Mrs. Spongeberg. I'm writing you a prescription for paper plates."
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Woman in Bath has Three Legs.
'Don't you love doing our dishes the organic way, leaving them in the sink and letting live sponges eat the food off of them?'
Out of the shower
'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'
'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.
Sponge borrows money from his dad.
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',
'I'd like to think that our relationship isn't merely symbiotic, Doris.'
'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'