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"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
Tags:tailor, tailors, clothier, clothiers, suit maker, suit makers, suit, suits, menswear, fashion, men's fashion, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, invisible, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, phantom, phantoms, vampire, vampires, supernatural, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, no reflection, salesman, salesmen, shopping, clothes shopping, new suit, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, spooky, eerie
'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
Tags:suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
Tags:interruption, interrupted, interrupt, interrupts, beast, beasts, monster, monsters, distraction, distracted, distract, distracts, gun, guns, revolver, smoking gun, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, landline, home phone, horror, horrors, classic horror, creepy, spooky, scary, imagery, halloween
"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
Tags:mountain, mountain men, monster, monsters, urban myth, urban legend, urban myths, urban legends, beast, beasts, creature, creatures, climbing, climber, climbers, hiking, hiker, hikers, big foot, giant, giants, horror, halloween, creepy, scary, spooky, happy halloween, maneater, man-eater, man eater, maneating, man-eating, man eating
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
Tags:stock, stock price, stock prices, dow, dow jones, down jones industrial average, djia, investor, investors, stock, stocks, stockmarket, stockmarkets, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, hedge fund, hedge funds, storyteller, storytellers, storytelling, frighten, frightens, frightening, spook, spooks, spooky, spookiness, camp, camps, camping, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, shortsell, short sell, shorting, short selling, correction, market correction, market corrections
"Lately you've been less spooky-scary and more spooky-sad."
Tags:junk drawer, spooky, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunt, haunted, haunting, hauntings, depressed, depression, sad, ennui, sadness, out of sorts, clinical depression, scare, scares, scary, couch potato, couch potatoes, melancholy, intervention, interventions, mental health, sulk, sulks, sulking
"Where's your candy."
"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
Tags:baby, babies, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, dinner, dinners, dine, dines, high society, witch, witches, choke, choking, swallow, swallowed, eaten, eating, push, pushing, women, spoof, spoofs, parodied, parodies, parody, child eater, child-eater, cough, cough up, coughing up, halloween, spooky, scary, happy halloween
"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."
Tags:film, films, movie, movies, horror films, horror movies, golden age hollywood, film makers, film company, film companies, movie company, movie companies, new employee, new team member, expert, horror expert, spooky, spooky looking, board meeting, board meetings, old boys club, vintage movies, 1940s movies, vintage films, 1940s films, vintage, vintage cartoon, 1940s
"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, expired, credit card, credit cards, bank card, bank cards, charge card, charge cards, debit card, debit cards, plastic money, shopping, shopper, shoppers, avid shopper, avid shoppers, consumerism, eerie, creepy, scary, spooky, bizarre, coincidence, coincidences, fate
"Get a tomb!"
Tags:ghost, ghosts, kiss, kissing, smooch, smooching, making out, makeout, make out, get a room, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, death, dead, die, died, afterlife, after life, life after death, spooky, spook, spirit, spirits, eternal, eternal love, love, loving, loves, valentine, valentines, couple, couples, marriage, married, married life, together forever
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, hoots, hooting, noise, noises, noisy, night, nighttime, dark, darkness, scary, spooky, haunting, strange, oversized, big, huge, large, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, tent, tents, sleeping in a tent, sleeping outdoors, outdoors, forest animal, forest animals, deep in the forest, horror, fantasy
'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fishing, fished, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angled, angling, angler, anglers, spook, spooks, spooky, spooked, scare, scares, scaring, scary, scared, frankenstein, dracula, vampire, mummy, mummies, monster, monsters, fright, frights, frighten, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, witch trials, trials, vampire, vampires, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, mythologies, painting, ancestry, ancestor, ancestors, grandfather, grandfather, occult, satanism, satanic, black mass, black masses, horror, classic horror, happy halloween, halloween, spooky, scary, creepy, fear, portrait, portraits
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
Tags:witch, witches, halloween, hallow e'en, all hallows eve, october 31st, october thirty-first, mask, masks, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, hallowe'en costume, hallowe'en costumes, devil, devils, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, scary, spooky, complaint, complaints, complaining, commercialisation, commercialisation, consumerism, shopping, holiday, holidays
"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
"I lost my head, so I had to improvise..."
'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'
"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."
"Hang onto me tight, darling - this is the spooky bit..."
"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."