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'Congratulations It's a spork'
Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.
Tags:food, playing with food, grape, grapes, bored, boredom, spoon, spoons, catapult, catapults, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, creative, game, games, fun, self-entertainment, bad shot, bad aim, target practice, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
Tags:alien, aliens, science fiction, alien abduction, alien abductions, space travel, outer space, space, travelling, traveling, tourist, tourists, tourism, souvenir, souvenirs, snowglobe, snowglobes, snow globe, snow globes, commemorative spoon, commemorative spoons, spoon, spoons, earth, planet earth, human, humans, specimen, specimens, leader, leaders, disappointing, disappointed, disappointment, pleased, happy, spaceship, spaceships, souvenir shopping
"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
Tags:dish, spoon, talk show, talk shows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, dishes, spoons, hey diddle diddle, work together, works together, working together, cliche, cliches, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, couple, couples, ran away, run away, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, late night talk show, late night talk shows
"Should we start without him?"
The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
Tags:crucifix, crucifixes, cross, crosses, christian, christians, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, preacher, preachers, spoon, spoons, cutlery, utensil, utensils, compete, competition, practical, practicality, glasses chain, glasses chains, envy, envious, surprise, surprises, surprised, unconventional, unconventionality, individual, individualistic, individualism, individuality
'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
Tags:nursery, nurseries, kid, kids, rhyme, rhymes, story, stories, book, books, song, songs, spoon, spoons, saucer, saucers, dish, dishes, flatware, cutlery, cutleries, plate, plates, runaway, runaways, police, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, authorities, news, reporter, reporters, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
Tags:talent, talented, spoon, spoons, balance, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, food, foods, spoon on nose, incompetent, incompetence, idiot, idiots, immature, immaturity, childish, breakfast, restaurant, restaurants, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, friend, friends, sarcasm, sarcastic, mock, mocking, lunch, lunch counter, breakfast counter
"If I ever have children, it'll be the natural way. In vitro."
The Sterlings Disapprove
Tags:sterling, sterling silver, dish, dishes, spoon, spoons, elope, elopes, eloping, run away, ran away, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hey diddle diddle, nonsense, controlling, parent, parents, racism, traditional, class difference, class differences, concern, concerns, concerned, concerned parents, approval, parent, parents, parental, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, snob, snobs, snobbery, secret marriage, secret marriages
"We're raising the children as forks."
Tags:fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, bowl, bowls, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, parenting style, parenting styles, parenting technique, parenting techniques, parenting method, parenting methods, child raising, child-raising, child rearing, child-rearing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, poem, poems, nonsense poem, nonsense poems
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
Tags:the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage
'Anything else, Sir?'
'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, stare, staring, spoon, spooning, snoring, snorer, snorers
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, food, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon
'That guy just gave us the prong!'
"Your life must be very exciting."
"The hotel is full, but I'll see if I can work out a spooning arrangement for you."
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel reception, receptionist, receptionists, no vacancy, fully booked, concierge, concierges, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, travelled, business travel, frequent flyer, spoon, spooning, cuddle, cuddling, cuddle buddy, cuddle buddies, snuggle, snuggling, customer service