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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
“Have you given any thought to what you’ll do with your Saturdays when the world’s fossil fuels are used up?”
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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."
Tags:sports car, sport car, sport cars, sports car, car, cars, car salesmen, car salesman, car sales, sales pitch, sales pitches, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, wife, wives, husband, husbands, divorce, divorces, divorce proceedings, separation, separations, fiscally irresponsible, fiscal irresponsible
"You should be happy. Most men buy sports cars during their second childhoods."
"Look! A mussel car!"
"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"
"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."
"I heart the air in my hair!"
Put your dream in gear and GO!
'Nothing. I don't even know anybody that drives a Quantum.'
"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"
"I'm so proud of my cousin Barry! Half my family got ran over by ordinary clunkers but he got ran over by a really expensive Italian sports car!"
"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."
'Wow - Fins!'
is that faster than a hare
"Miles per tankful."
Family Transport: Stone Age
"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"
Tags:car sales, car salesmen, car salesman, auto sales, auto salesmen, auto salesman, chiropractor, chiropractors, chiropractice, car, cars, new car, new cars, sports car, sports cars, sport car, sport cars, driver, drivers, sales pitch, sales pitches, special offer, special offers, freebie, freebies, back injury, back injuries
'You said you liked red cars.'
A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.
"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."
Tags:faculty, faculty parking, faculty parking lot, college faculty, university, uni, unis, universities, car, social status, status symbol, status symbols, campus, campuses, university admissions, college admissions, education, higher education, college, college student, luxury automobiles, economy automobiles, luxury cars, luxury car, sport car, sport cars, sports car, sports cars, economy cars, pay inequality, pay inequity, higher education salary, faculty pay scale, faculty salary, rich kid, rich kids
"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"
Tags:midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, sport car, sport cars, sports car, sports cars, car dealership, car dealerships, auto dealership, auto dealerships, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, regret, regrets, expensive car, expensive cars, affordability, boy toy, boy toys, boy-toy, boy-toys
"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."