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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
Tags:sprain, sprains, sprained ankle, sprained ankles, bandage, bandages, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, sporting injury, sporting injuries, medic, medics, paramedic, paramedics, blood circulation, blood circulations, team medic, team medics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Just Do It. Just Did It.
'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'
A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,
'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'
'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'
Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!
'That injury weakened your arm. Using this mallet should take car of that problem.'
'Um, I believe you misspelled...'
Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.
'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'
'He sprained his wrist inserting the exercise DVD.'
'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'
Best Actor Award.
"What happened?" "I kept my eye on the ball."
'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'
Tags:injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sporting injury, sporting injuries, sport injuries, sports injuries, spork, sporks, cutlery, fork, forks, jabbed, jab, jabs, jabbing, eat, eating, sling, impressive, impressed, impresses, eat, eating, eaten, eats, clumsy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, team, teams, football injury, football injuries, team doctor, team doctors, injury list, injury lists, prison, prisons, felony, felon, felons, felonies, football player, football players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Relax, Sid. You've got cuts and contusions that, when viewed at a certain angle, only appear to be canine bite marks.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, cut, cuts, cutting, contusion, contusions, bite, bites, biting, bitten, mark, marks, canine, canines, dog, dogs, wolf, wolves, football, american football, footballer, footballers, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Well, if it's not my leg and it's not your leg, whose leg is it?'
Tags:sport injury, sport injuries, sporting injuries, skiing, skies, ski, skier, skiers, skiing trip, skiing trips, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skiing accident, skiing accidents, broken leg, broken legs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, hobby, winter pastime, winter pastimes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Injury Reports - Pulled Hamstrings.
Tags:sports, sporty, sportsmen, sportsmen, athlete, athletes, sports injury, sport injuries, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, ham, hams, hamstring, hamstrings, injury list, injury lists, team, teams, pulled hamstring, pulled hamstrings, sporting injury, sporting injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers