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Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.
'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'
Warning: This team might at any moment disintegrate into name-calling, back-biting and dissension - fan discretion is advised.
"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"
'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'
'It's sad. They bought season tickets with one of those risky sub-prime loans. Now they've got to sell fast or lose their seats.'
Bobblehead Give Away Night.
'A number one!'
'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'
'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'
'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'
'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'
Welcome to the condome - funded by the acme prophylactic co.
"When we're done building the arena, do you think we'll get free tickets?"