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"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."
"This has always been a popular spot with the sports crowd."
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"I'm just saying' – seventeen TVs in this joint and you can't turn one to the dressage championship?"
"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
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"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."
"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"
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Wednesday morning quarterback
sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb
"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."
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"You check too many IDs. Stop operating on the assumption that anyone wearing a team jersey can't possibly be a full grown man."
'I think you need to clean the birdbath.'
Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.
"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."
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"How's the catch of the day? Let's just say the chef fumbled."
'I love your new flat screen saloon.'
Free drinks (If England win on penalties).
Sports bars are pro-players and pro-management.
'You appear to have 'sports bar neck', from watching TV high over the bar...'
'It's an old football injury.'
'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'
'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'
'What's my handicap? - He'll be along later.'
'Sorry - today's 'wild card special' was rained out.'
Lap dogs, lap dancers and laptops.
'The threats, the vicious attacks, the utter lack of decency...I just can't stomach C-SPAN anymore.'