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"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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Tags:devil, devils, hell, 666, the number of the beast, call the devil, route 66, satan, satanism, west coast, highway, highways, road sign, road signs, highway sign, highway signs, road trip, road trips, the devils number, the devil's number, desert, deserts, arizona, sonoran desert, convertible, convertibles, sports car, sports cars
"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
"You don't look like you need bread crumbs."
Amish Midlife Crisis
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"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
Corvette with Spoiler
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"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
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"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."
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'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'
Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.
Coping with middle age.
'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'
'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'
Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.
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'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'
'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'
'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'
'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'