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'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'
'He hasn't quite yet mastered the art of the diving header.'
A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'
"You have to give him back to his team once you're through playing with him!"
'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'
'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'
Tags:time out, timeout, timeouts, time outs, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injury, basketball, basketball match, basketball game, basketball games, basket, baskets, basketball player, basketball players, coach, coaches, basketball court, basketball courts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."
Tags:basketball, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, knee, knees, teeth, tooth, sports injury, sports injuries, hurt, hurts, hurting, pain, pains, common injury, common injuries, lose teeth, loses teeth, losing teeth, lost teeth, knee problem, knee problems, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Just Do It. Just Did It.
'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
'I pulled something playing soccer.'
"You've got to admit it, Achilles has had a bloody awful season."
'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'
Tags:rollerskate, rollerskates, rollerskating, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller-blades, roller-skate, roller-skates, injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injuries, broken leg, broken legs, broken bone, broken bones, traction, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds
'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
Sports Medicine - Doctor has Giant Foam Finger.
Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.
'I never heard of anyone pulling a muscle while thinking.'
"Hang on, I've got an app for that."
"I'm afraid your spring is broken. You've just taken one too many blows to the chin."