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'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'
'He hasn't quite yet mastered the art of the diving header.'
A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You have to give him back to his team once you're through playing with him!"
'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'
'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'
Tags:time out, timeout, timeouts, time outs, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injury, basketball, basketball match, basketball game, basketball games, basket, baskets, basketball player, basketball players, coach, coaches, basketball court, basketball courts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'
Tags:american football, football, american football player, american football players, play, playing, played, plays, player, players, injury, injured, injuring, injuries, sports injury, sporting injury, the game ball, good news, broken leg, broken arm, broken arms, broken legs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
Tags:basketball, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, knee, knees, teeth, tooth, sports injury, sports injuries, hurt, hurts, hurting, pain, pains, common injury, common injuries, lose teeth, loses teeth, losing teeth, lost teeth, knee problem, knee problems, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."
Just Do It. Just Did It.
'I pulled something playing soccer.'
'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'
"You've got to admit it, Achilles has had a bloody awful season."
'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'
Tags:rollerskate, rollerskates, rollerskating, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller-blades, roller-skate, roller-skates, injury, injuries, sport injury, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injuries, broken leg, broken legs, broken bone, broken bones, traction, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds
Sports Medicine - Doctor has Giant Foam Finger.
'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.
'I never heard of anyone pulling a muscle while thinking.'
"Hang on, I've got an app for that."