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'... and no hitting below the belt like this...'
'Even if everyone does say you're blind, sir, I still have to examine you myself.'
'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'
'Get up, you're not that bad.'
'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'
'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'
In a galaxy far from our own, parents at junior sporting events behaved much as they do here.
"We're never going to finish this game if you keep calling 'jump ball' every two seconds."
'The throw I mean the throw wasn't straight.'
Red Card - Gold Card.
'WALKING?!...That's the worst call ever!'
'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'
'Don't be nervous, Connor. Dig in at the plate, keep your eye on the ball, swing level...and if you strike out, just throw your helmet and blame it all on the ump.'
'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'
'Today should be an easy day. The instant replay unit is broken.'
'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'
Harold once again has a comment flagged.
'I'd say that one's probably on steroids too, Your Highness.'
"Kill the third base umpire."
Lots of sports officials waiting in the eye doctor's waiting room.
'If we have any questionable calls tonight, we blame them on the dog.'