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'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'
"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."
Tags:bobblehead, bobbleheads, bobble-head, bobble-heads, team, teams, leader, leaders, leadership, leaderships, captain, captains, leadership skill, leadership skills, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, sportsmen, sportsman, athlete, athletes, ego, egos, self-esteem, self esteem, self confidence, vain, vanity
"I've hated Tom Brady forever, but I'll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about."
"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."
Tags:leap frog, frog, frogs, sports, high jump, high jump, the high jump, high jumper, high jumpers, sportsman, sportsmen, leap, leaping, high-jump, the high-jump, track and field, track and field event, track and field events, athletic, athletics, athlete, athletes, unnecessary, dependent, dependence
"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
Tags:tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, sportsman, sporting, base ball, the game, last inning, final inning, terminal, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, good news, bad news, good news and bad news, apt, appropriate, hospital, hospitals, gallows humor, black humor, dark humor, gallows humour, black humour, dark humour, get well, get well soon
"This has always been a popular spot with the sports crowd."
Tags:sports crowd, sports bar, sports bars, crowd, crowds, transition, transitions, transitioning, popular spot, popular spots, hangout, hangouts, crowd, crowds, crowded, crowding, overcrowded, overcrowding, sportsman, sportsmen, sportsperson, sportspeople, athlete, athletes, college athlete, college athletes
"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
Tags:tennis, tennis player, tennis players, tennis match, tennis matches, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hate, revenge, loser, losers, bad loser, bad losers, sportsmen, sportsman, aggressive tennis, competition, competitive, competitiveness, tennis tactics, dislike, mutual dislike, bad winner, bad winners, advice, good advice, giving advice
'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'
'Achilles is having a bloody awful season.'
'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'
"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, angler, angling, sportsman, sportsmen, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, opening day, beaverkill, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, catching fish, caught, catch, memory, memories, remembering, reminiscing
"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."
Tags:american football, football, american football player, american football players, football player, football players, sports star, sports stars, sportsman, sportsmen, athlete, athletes, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, worst nightmare, worst nightmares, therapy, therapists, therapist, deepest darkest fear, deepest darkest fears, fear, fears, fame, famous, faded glory, office worker, office workers, cubicle, cubicles, cubicle life
'I get is 'Golf' is an acronym for Go Out Looking Funny!'
'Head Down, Eye on the Ball.'
"That's his urine sample."
'I need a continuance, your Honor.'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
'Athletes play sports. Poker is a sport. I play poker. I am an athlete!'
J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.
'Guess what? I won again.'
'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'
"Basketball star, huh? Tell me, what makes you think you're above the law?"
"That ought to shut my mother up."
Tags:parental approval, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, hitter's ballpark, ballpark, ballparks, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, athlete, athletes, sportsman, sportsmen, sport, batter, batters, batting
'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'