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Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, con, cons, convict, convicts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, broken out, spot, spots, spotty, spotted, acne, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, escape, escapes, escaping, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."
Tags:row, rowing, rowers, rowed, boat, boats, boating, ship, ships, dolphin, dolphins, excite, excited, exciting, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, ancient greece, ancient greeks, slavery, slavers, abused, abuse, downtrodden, amazed, amaze, spot, spots, spotting, galley, galleys, animal, animals, porpoise, porpoises
'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'
'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'
Cow hanging spots of laundry
"You have a little stain or something at 40° north, 102° west."
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, beauty, handsome, vain, zit, zits, spot, spots, pimple, pimples, date, dates, looks, looking, looker, lookers, looked, good looking, ugly, problems, unattractive, attractive, story, stories, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Wow! Changing them must have cost a fortune!"
The easiest of kids' observational games.
Tags:penguin, penguins, bird, birds, pole, poles, arctic, antarctic, stripy, jumper, hat, jumpers, hats, spot, spotting, spots, spotted, spotter, spotters, observation, observations, observational, observe, observes, observer, observers, difference, differences, stand, stands, out, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
Tags:apple, apples, worm, worms, maggot, maggots, fruit, fruits, apple tree, apple trees, red delicious, breed, breeds, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, orchard, orchards, teen, teens, teenager, spot, sports, pimple, pimples, acne, skin, dance, dances prom, proms, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."
Tags:idiot, idiots, mole, moles, spots, spot, dermatologist, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, injured
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."
"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"
'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'
'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'
'You're just supposed to watch. They didn't ask for your opinion.'
'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'
'A harmless mole - but keep an eye on it.'
"I'm afraid it's worse than just a case of measles....the red marker your son used to put on the spots was a permanent marker!"
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne