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Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, con, cons, convict, convicts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, broken out, spot, spots, spotty, spotted, acne, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, escape, escapes, escaping, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."
Tags:row, rowing, rowers, rowed, boat, boats, boating, ship, ships, dolphin, dolphins, excite, excited, exciting, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, ancient greece, ancient greeks, slavery, slavers, abused, abuse, downtrodden, amazed, amaze, spot, spots, spotting, galley, galleys, animal, animals, porpoise, porpoises
'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'
'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'
Cow hanging spots of laundry
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, beauty, handsome, vain, zit, zits, spot, spots, pimple, pimples, date, dates, looks, looking, looker, lookers, looked, good looking, ugly, problems, unattractive, attractive, story, stories, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You have a little stain or something at 40° north, 102° west."
"Wow! Changing them must have cost a fortune!"
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
The easiest of kids' observational games.
Tags:penguin, penguins, bird, birds, pole, poles, arctic, antarctic, stripy, jumper, hat, jumpers, hats, spot, spotting, spots, spotted, spotter, spotters, observation, observations, observational, observe, observes, observer, observers, difference, differences, stand, stands, out, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
Tags:god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecision
"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."
Tags:idiot, idiots, mole, moles, spots, spot, dermatologist, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, injured
"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."
'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'
'These aren't black spots...they're holes!'
'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'
'A harmless mole - but keep an eye on it.'
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
"I'm afraid it's worse than just a case of measles....the red marker your son used to put on the spots was a permanent marker!"
'I'll have to think about this...I don't want to make any rash decisions!'