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'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'
Tags:sprain, sprains, sprained ankle, sprained ankles, bandage, bandages, physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, sporting injury, sporting injuries, medic, medics, paramedic, paramedics, blood circulation, blood circulations, team medic, team medics, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bovine, beef, steak, steaks, porterhouse steak, porterhouse steaks, food, meat, butcher, butchers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sprain, anatomy, injury, injured, injuries
'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'
Centipede with a broken leg
'...But I want to be miles away when the athletic trainer peels that tape off his hairy leg.'
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'Seven seconds flat - a new world record! ... Wait. Whoa! How ironic is that? Our champion sprained her own ankle.'
Tags:ankle, ankles, sprain, sprains, spraining, sprained, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, first aid, tape, tapes, first aider, first aiders, champion, champions, championship, championships, world record, world records, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Just go ahead and cut it off, Doc. I know it's only a sprain, but I have insurance and cutting my leg off will be easier to deal with.'
"Now it's broken."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, broken, broken leg, broken legs, injury, injuries, sprain, sprains, broken bone, broken bones, break, breaks, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, accident, accidents, slip, slips, slipping, fall over, falls over, falling over
"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."
"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."
"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."
'Put the heating pad on it.'
"The knees are the first to go."
Tags:knee, knees, santa, santa claus, father christmas, department store santa, department store santas, work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, knee, knees, knee pain, weight, added weight, extra weight, stress fracture, stress fractures, fracture, fractures, sprain, sprains, sprained, fractured, joint, joints, joint pain
'Hot compresses! Won't cold compresses do?'
'I sprained it playing cricket.'
Tags:yoga, yogi, yogis, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga injury, yoga injuries, pull a hamstring, pulls a hamstring, pulling a hamstring, beaches, beach, gymnastics, exercise, exercises, exercising, stretch, down dog, downward facing dog, downward dog, flexibility, flexible, health, accident, knot, bend, strain, sprain
"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."
"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."
"I sprained it writing safety slogans."
"Nothing to worry about . . . just a sprained angle."
Tags:sprained ankle, ankle sprain, sprained ankles, sprain, sprains, ankle, ankles, twisted ankle, injury, ankle strain, back strain, back pain, joint damage, chronic pain, ligament, bruise, boo-boo, black and blue, slip up, diagnosis, pinpoint, get a fix on, examination, triangle, triangles, equilateral triangle, acute triangle, acute angle
Galley slave with RSI.
"What would you do if you had a sprained ankle."
'How did you sprain your jaw?'