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'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
A woman strips the paint from a window.
Tags:clean, cleans, cleaning, window cleaner, window cleaners, wipe, wipes, wipe clean, wipes clean, wiping clean, blank slate, blank slates, spray, sprays, spray paint, spray paints, spray painting, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, sight gag, sight gags, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".
Tags:medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, medicine chest, medicine chests, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, washroom, washrooms, today, last night, man, men, stress, tired, drinking, hangover, hangovers, hungover, aerosol can, aerosol spray, spray can, spray, sprays, problem, problems, refresh, new day
The DaVinci Cold.
Tags:davinci, da, vinci, cold, colds, pharmacy, pharmacist, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, tissue, tissues, soup, soups, nasal, nose, noses, spray, sprays, chapstick, chapsticks, chap, stick, sticks, apothecary, apothecaries, apostle, michaelangelo, bishop, paulo, hail-mary, hail, mary, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,
Mail men love to play.
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
'See? You get to have a shower in spite of that old body cast!'
'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'
"New around here?"
Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.
'Waiter there's a bug in my salad.'
Dog gets sprayed by hydrant.
The End of Bert's Attempt to Campaign Reform: 'I think you should stop now before you burn another hole in the ozone.'
'How was Al Spores' funeral?'
'Professional strength deodorant? Are there professional sweaters? Is there a professional sweaters tour? Are there amateur sweaters?'
A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.
Tags:organic, organic food, organic foods, spray, sprays, bug spray, bug sprays, insect spray, insect sprays, insecticide, poison, poisons, pest control, pest controls, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, diet, diets, clean eating, farm to table, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, pesticide, pesticides
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
The quest for spinsterhood.
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"
'Aphids on my plants? Don't make me use the nuclear option and spray you with carcinogenic insecticide.'
'You should either drink less, or expand your territory.'
A man who sees a desert island realises it's a whale.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, mirage, mirages, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucinating, life raft, life rafts, life saver, life savers, float, floats, floating, ocean, oceans, whale, whales, spray, sprays, spraying, sprays water, spraying water, palm tree, palm trees