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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."
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'So you morons just dumped him in the river without cataloging it?... Damn it, this is supposed to be organized crime.'
"If we have a productive meeting this morning, you'll each get one of these at lunch time."
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"O.K., I'm good for I.T.—how about spreadsheets, anybody here good at spreadsheets?"
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'Who's been at my pie chart?'
Macho talk from down in accounting.
Great Moments in Computer History: Marie Antoinette's spreadsheet shows the peasants have no bread, but lots of cake.
'What are you doing?' - 'I'm compiling all of my lists into a spreadsheet... duh.' - 'You're ridiculous...' - 'I'm adding you to my 'discouraging people' worksheet for that unhelpful comment.' - 'Oh, sod off!' - 'Now I'm cross referencing you with my 'per
Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.
Project Manager Showdown
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'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'
'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'
City & Western.
'A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.'
'In your case, we had to assemble a spread sheet.'
'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'
"I'm just finalizing the figures."
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Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.
'Ever since you put your two cents worth in, the accounts have been wrong by two cents.'
Accountant working with computer program thinks to self: 'Let's just round this column off to the nearest nickel.' Caption: 'Rebel Accountant'
'I'll do those spreadsheets later - I've just worked out how to download jaffa cakes.'
'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'
'We'd like you to put together a spreadsheet listing how many sugars we each have.'