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The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.
"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
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"It's only until spring."
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"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
"Spring, Ray—ever heard of it?"
In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy
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'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."
"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."
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May Queen Photo
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."
"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"
"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"
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How to Tell Spring is Here.
'Here is my absence note. I had Spring fever.'
'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'
'Have you considered making your will?'
"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."
The First Millennial Robin of Spring
"Hey, Mac. If you want sunshine, why don't you go sit in the park?"
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Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
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"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."
"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"