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"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
"We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now, I suggest we stick with our agreed-upon agenda."
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'What happened between design and development?'
'What's wrong with you?'
"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."
Tags:chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, king, kings, queen, queens, square, squares, move, moves, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, limited, limitation, limitations
"That's the one I like best, but everyone else seems to like the other one."
"Come on Earl – forget about the office and let's go find some cows."
'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'
"Are you married to the name?"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, name, names, naming, circle, circles, square, squares, geometry, shape, shapes, wheel, wheels, invention of the wheel, transportation, unsure, uncertain, language, english
'How many years have you worked in a cubicle?'
Extremely Practical Jokes.
"I know...I'm a wreck-tangle."
'A new planet'
"Brockhurst has an M.B.A. from Harvard and a Ph.D from Colombia, but everything he does is deeply rooted in the blues."
'Well, here we are again.'
'You're a good worker Steve but I just don't think you're fitting in here.'
'Circle the prey, you morons! Not the square.'
"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."
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"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
Cavemen is told about the wheel from an information booth.
"Man, it really tears me to think that some squares want to pull down these lovely, beautiful signs!"