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Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing
"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."
'It's something like bronc busting, only you're not up in the air as much.'
'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'
'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'
'Not only do I have two left feet, I have three.'
'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'
Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'
"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."
'The club wants to know if we would like to go square dancing tonight?'
Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.