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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Her fried squash blooms were leathery."
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The untold wine-making process.
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, three wishes, wished, wishing, grant, grants, granting, granted, star, stars, falling star, falling stars, lamp, lamps, ferrari, ferraris, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, rock, rocks, meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, squash, squashes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
The Shortest Day of the Year
'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistoric, mammoth, mammoths, american football, football, american football player, american football players, play, player, players, playing, played, plays, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunts, prey, predator, crush, crushed, squash, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The Trojan Beagle.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, beagle, beagles, trojan, trojans, fail, fails, failing, failed, failure, failures, trap, traps, trick, tricks, squash, squashes, squashed, overcrowd, overcrowds, overcrowded, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, attempt, attempts, attempting, attempted, infiltrate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Did you hear something?'
Tags:roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, warning sign, warning signs, highway sign, highways signs, driving, driver, drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, road crossing, road crossings, highway crossing, highways crossings, trample, trampled, squash, squashed
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
Tags:giant, giants, cause of death, causes of death, die, dies, dying, stomp, stomps, stomping, stomped, step on, steps on, stepping on, squash, squashes, squashed, bootheel, bootheels, boot heel, boot heels, little guy, little guys, squish, squishes, squishing, ignore, ignores, ignoring, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical
Cat or squash?
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
Sadly, Binky didn't survive the team building 'trust' exercise!
Santa being squeezed into chimney by reindeers.
One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.
A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
Going through the wringer at airport security
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, flying, passenger, passengers, security, security check, tsa, transport security administration, department of homeland security, officer, officers, screening, security screening, screenings, security screenings, invasive, intrusive, detector, detectors, scanner, scanners, mangle, twist, squish, squash, protection, prevention, regulation, regulations, wringer, wringers, machine, machines, metal detector, metal detectors, safety
A hairy monster crushes cyclists with boulders