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'I'm going on a vision quest, do you want anything from Starbucks?'
Before they were largely wiped out by European diseases, the Timuca Indians had a highly evolved society, built around dance, poetry and the world's first mobile phone.
'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'
'I'm a Dutch American. What kind of an American are you?'
'I'll send a Tweet.'
'Yes wise guy, as it happens, I do have a reservation!'
'Me nomad.' 'Me nomad either.'
The Lothario Indians of the pacific northwest would often use perfume tipped arrows in battle.
'I have communed with the ancients and discovered that your spirit animal is... a banana slug. So, you know... good luck with that.'
"Because I'm a single parent, that's why.'
'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'
Totem Pole Satellite Dish.
'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'
'Little Laptop's gone to the Happy Hunting Arcade.'
If you don't mind, can we stop off at an ATM?
Crisis? What crisis? Gutter press!
We got teepeed.
'I wonder why he didn't send it email.'
'Tracks of one man on foot and a fat ugly one on horse.' 'Are you saying we've gone round in circles?'
'I didn't know what a diagonal line through a cigarette, inside a circle, meant!'
'Heartburn? A couple of scalps could do wonders.'
'Take no notice - it's just an obscene smoke signal!'