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'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'
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'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'
The Linters: stuck on the sofa since 1982
"Great news! The rate of our descent into poverty has reduced by 0.2%."
'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'
Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice
Waiter holding platter with Capital building in a vise.
'Makes you look slimmer.'
'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'
Veteran nurse Rhonda Reynolds was able to give highly accurate blood pressure readings by simply squeezing a patient.
Although no one wanted to admit it, Uncle Mort was starting to show his age.
Due to their strength and quick reflexes, trained boa constrictors are now used by many restaurants to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
"What's the country coming to when ordinary people like us can hardly afford our second cars, third tvs and fourth holidays anymore?"
'Does limited upward mobility count?'
'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'
"The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Everything else is just hype."
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'So...what's your guy's beef, anyway?'
'Well, at least some people still believe you exist...'
'We were looking to buy some food.'
'I'm part of the Bigwig Society.'
"But on the bright side, we're still stinking rich."