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A Chef Never Rests
"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
"Intimidating, isn't it?"
Tags:intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidates, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, wildlife, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, fishing trophy, fishing trophies, sea monster, sea monsters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
Tags:drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, monster, monsters, tentacle, tentacles, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, clogged, clogged drain, clogged drains, bathroom, bathrooms, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, basement, basements, kraken, giant squid, giant squids, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, giant octopus, giant octopuses
It could have gone very differently.
'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
"How's the squid?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, squid, squid ink, ink, splatter, mess, messy, messy food, stupid question, stupid, stupid questions, dangerous, danger, messy eater
'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'
"We should clean out the pond more often..."
'It's the aquarium...'
Aquatic lost property
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
Octopus Diver Trap
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
Why Squid and Octopuses Don't Play Ball Games
You might be too deep if...
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
Tags:squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mall santa, mall santas, department store santa, department store santas, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, multitask, multitasks, multitasking, multi-task, multi-tasks, multi-tasking, multi task, multi tasks, multi tasking
Nemo was best known for crowding the plate and keeping the batters guessing!
Happy Birthday! Surprise!
"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"