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"You don't have Strabismus. You have Picassoismus."
'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'
Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.
'No thanks, just squinting.'
'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'
They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.
'That's Frank's lazy eye.'
'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'
Man crouches over to read plaque.
Tags:statue, statues, plaque, plaques, imitation, crouch, crouching, bending over, bending down, art imitates life, visual gag, visual gags, visual humor, visual humour, inconvenient, inconvenience, sculpture, sculptures, honor, honors, honours, small print, squint, squinting, short sighted, nearsighted, short sightedness, nearsightedness
'We have to stop meeting like this...but, eye love you!'
"The boss just stopped and squinted at me! Either I"m in big trouble or he's lost is glasses again."
Tags:boss, bosses, glare, glares, glaring, dirty look, dirty looks, anger, angers, angry, ambiguity, ambiguous, uncertain, unsure, squint, squints, squinting, facial expression, facial expressions, expression, expressions, trouble, troubling, troubled, impression, impressions, coworker, glasses, lost glasses, eyeglasses, eye glasses, wrong impression, wrong impressions
'Waiting until we see the whites of their eyes doesn't help much if they all happen to be squinting.'
Tags:battle, battles, battling, battler, battlers, settler, settlers, soldier, soldiers, fight, fights, fighting, fought, fighter, fighters, squint, squints, squinting, squinted, wait, waits, waiting, waited, eye, eyes, whites, strategy, strategies, fail, fails, failing, die, dies, dying, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'If you are interested, we do sell reading glasses for $25 each.'
'Of course I need to be cross-eyed! How else could I read the newspaper?'
Guy wearing cap backwards, shades his eyes.
Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.
Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.
My mom must need new glasses, too. She's always squinting at dad and saying, 'are you wearing THAT shirt?'