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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
Tags:deposit box, deposit boxes, safe deposit box, safe deposit boxes, squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, guard, guards, bank guard, bank guards, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, valuable, valuables, precious, jewel, jewels, jewelry, jewellery, store nuts, stores nuts, storing nuts, winter, winter months, save up, saves up, saving, savings account, savings accounts, pack rat, pack rats
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''
"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."
What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
"I look into the jaws of death and I laugh—ha ha."
"Nuts to you, too."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, nuts to you, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, wordplay, word play
"I thought it came with an acorn."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, cocktail, cocktails, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-downs, let-down, let downs, acorn, acorns, little umbrella, little umbrellas, martini, martinis, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, fussy, fussy customer, fussy customers, bar
"All in all, the squirrel news is good."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, news, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, broadcaster, broadcasters, newsman, newsmen, news anchor, news anchors, anchormen, anchorman, good news, media, broadcasting
"He's a porcupine, and he's prickly. I accept that."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, squirrel, squirrels, porcupine, porcupines, rodent, rodents, forest, forests, wild, relationship, relationships, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, accept, accepting, acceptance, tolerant, tolerance, prickly
Is it a squirrel?
"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."
"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
Tags:low maintenance, pet, pets, formaldehyde, preserve, preserves, preserved, embryo, embryos, squirrel, squirrels, dead pet, dead pets, preservation, corpse, corpses, easy, pet care, pet owner, pet owners, low-maintenance pet, low-maintenance pets, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies
"Are you drinking plenty of water?"
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunny, heat, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, squirrel, squirrels, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, concern, concerned, sympathetic, caring, dehydrated, dehydration, hydrate, hydration, water
"An almond! I thought we'd agreed—nothing extravagant."
A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.
At One With Nature
Tags:dude, hey dude, casual, city, city boy, townie, townies, walking, street, street smart, street smarts, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern living, nature, natural, at one with nature, eco friendly, country side, countryside, eco-friendly, animal, animals, wildlife, raccoon, raccoons, squirrel, squirrels, natural, woods, wood, forest, forests, forest animal, forest animals, region, regions, regional, slang, city, cities, fashion, fashions, trendy, hip, hip and happening
Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
Tags:urn, urns, greek urn, grecian urn, pottery, greek pottery, dogs, dog, squirrel, squirrels, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunters, hounds, hound, greek vase, grecian vase, ancient greece, greek art, art, escape, escaping, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, chasing, chase, chases, chasing squirrels, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, greco-roman, greco roman, art history, classical art, classicism
Have You Seen Our Nut?
A dog getting neutered.
"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, line, lines, assistance, run, runs, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, runner, runners, jogger, joggers, jogging, cheesy, cheesiness, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wildlife, squirrel, squirrels
'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'