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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
"I never meant to hurt you."
"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, fingerprint, fingerprints, fingerprinting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, smush, smushing, squish, squishing, hurt, pain, painful, booking, arresting, arrest, arrests
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
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"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
Going through the wringer at airport security
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A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
Tags:corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, pyramid, human pyramid, human pyramids, squish, squishes, squishing, squash, squashes, squashing, standing on the shoulders of giants, flatten, flattens, flattening, perception, perceptions
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
"Well I hope you're satisfied. Now you've scared the others away."
Tags:homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, squish, squash, gross, gross out, gross-out, scared, scared off
"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, bug, bugs, insect, insects, squash, squashed, squashes, squashing, squish, squished, squishes, squishing, long distance, finish, finishes, finished, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, won, splat, splats, splatted, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...
Tags:ant, ants, anthill, anthills, insect, insects, bug, bugs, squash, squashed, squashing, gone, lost, awful, tragedy, tragedies, harry, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, home, homes, love, loving, lover, lovers, impending, doom, danger, dangerous, kill, killing, killed, squish, squishes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"
"If we have to run downhill, I would prefer it if you were to go first..."
With Mrs. Baxter out, Kyle, Reggie and Jimmy pull pranks on the substitute teacher.
Tags:teacher, teachers, substitute, substitutes, replace, replaces, replacement, stand-in, temp, temps, temporary, temporarily, prank, pranks, mischief, mischievous, ant, ants, bug, bugs, insect, insects, step, kill, kills, joke, jokes, bad, squish, squished, kyle, reggie, jimmy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A flashback on a brief, but happy life.
Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."
Tags:baldo, caterpillar, caterpillars, squish, squishes, squishing, squash, squashes, squashing, empathy, empathetic, mercy, having mercy, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, have mercy, insect, insects, insect life, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bug, bugs, creepy crawly, creepy crawlies
'What, you squished it? That's not an it. That was your son Larry, or the 'runt of the litter' as you liked to call him, remember?'
How to deal with a large family.
Stain on your conscience