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"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
"Thanks, but I'm fine."
"Hon, did you order Alpine?"
"What, haven't you ever heard of a St. Bernard?"
"There must be dogs in heaven. Haven't you heard of a St. Bernard?"
A St. Bernard wearing a yarmulke comes to rescue a stranded pilot wearing a cask of chicken soup.
St. Bernard with Puppies
"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."
"Not your day, dude...I just failed my responsible service of alcohol course."
'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'
'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'
'Hi, my name is Bernie, and I'm an alcoholic.'