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'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'
'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'It's all her on your facebook page.'
'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.
'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.
'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'
This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'
'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'
This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'
'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'
'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?'
'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'
'Only one carry-on.'
'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'
Santa '50s' Claus.
'Bloody solar panels!'
Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.