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'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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Early birthday parties.
"I think I speak for all of us."
Magnets & acupuncture.
"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
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The First Stairs
Tags:man, men, early man, cave man, caveman, cave men, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapiens, stake, stakes, stab, stabbed, spike, spikes, idiot, idiotic, idiots, idiocy, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimental, stone age, stone ages, bronze age, bronze ages, iron age, iron ages, history, historical, ouch, innovate, innovation, try again, determination, innovating, discovery, discover, sacrifice, prototype, prototypes, first draft, first drafts
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Tags:death, dying, mortal wound, mortally wounded, weapon, weapons, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, pen, pens, quill, quills, strength, stabbed, stab, stabbing, wrong, incorrect, the pen is mightier than the sword, adage, adages, figure of speech, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Let's talk about it in the morning."
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"Looks like an inside job."
Tags:elf, elves, chirstmas, holiday, holidays, toy, toys, toy maker, toy makers, workshop, santa's workshop, father christmas, santa, santa claus, st nick, st nicholas, fbi, cia, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, murder, murderer, kill, killer, killers, murderers, inside job, death by candy, stab, stabbed, candy, candy cane, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, investigate, investigation, dead, death, dying, died, die, crime scene
"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."
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"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."
"There goes your knighthood."
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Drove the nurses crazy.
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
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"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."
Tags:needle, needles, needle in a haystack, pin prick, injury, stab, stabbing, fugitive, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, thimble, sewing, sew, prick, poke, incident, accident, stab, stabbed, stabbing, lay low, hide, hiding, run, runaway, fugitive, eye of the needle, difficult to find in a large-space, difficult to find, help, aid, aiding, helping, help out, friends, friend, manhunt, hunt
"Then the messenger shouldn't have been such a jerk."
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'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'
"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"They'll stab you in the back, but they give you full medical coverage."
Tags:health insurance, medical insurance, company benefits, corporate benefits, job benefits, stab in the back, stabbed in the back, medical coverage, medical cover, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, patient, patients, back stabber, back stabbers, modern life, modern times, big corporations, big corporation, big company, big companies, stabbed, stabbing, betray, betrayal, betrayals, betraying
Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.
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