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'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
Welcome To Melbourne: Home of fatal stabbings and serious assaults, we hope and pray you enjoy your stay.
"Let's talk about it in the morning."
Tags:stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, argument, arguments, procrastination, procrastinating, bad relationship, bad relationships, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, underreact, under reaction, under reacting, underreacting, sharing a bed, sleeping together, living together, communication, relationship, relationships, wait, waiting, patience, ignore, ignoring, not dealing with a problem, dealing with a problem, problem, problems, issue, issues, resolve, unresolved, resolved
A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.
Tags:litter, litters, littering, sanitation department, sanitation departments, sanitation dept., stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, newspaper, newspapers, litterbug, litterbugs, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, workplace accident, workplace accidents, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor
Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.
"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"
'It's a sort of stabbing pain.'
"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."
Tags:test, tests, test result, test results, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, literal, literally, backstabber, backstabbers, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, medical, medical diagnosis, good news
Bob tries getting off on a technicality.
"Hold it right there!"
Tags:caught red handed, criminal, criminals, attempted murder, violent crime, violent crimes, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, stabbed, police officer, police officers, police, policeman, policemen, law enforcement, evidence, compelling evidence, mayoral election, mayoral elections, mayoral race, mayoral races, political corruption, ballot box, police failing, police failings
'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).
"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."
"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
Tags:halloween, pumpkins, knife, stabbing, misunderstanding, misconception, misconceptions, stabbings, knives, pumpkin, pumpkin carving, pumpkin carvings, halloweens, jack o lantern, jack 'o' lantern, jack-o-lantern, jack o lanterns, jack 'o' lanterns, jack-o-lanterns, decoration, decorations, decorating
'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'
'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'
The only living boy in New Cross.
Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'
Tags:knife, knifes, knifed, knifing, gang culture, gang cultures, knife crime, knife crimes, gangs, gang crime, gang violence, gun crime, criminals, violence, youth, inner city, crimes, criminal, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, asbo, asbos, social problem, social problems, young offender, young offenders
'Work related injury.'
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
Tags:morgue, morgues, mortician, morticians, murder, murders, murderer, missing the obvious, miss the obvious, blind, blindness, mystery, mysterious, mysteries, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, murder victim, murder victims, knife, knifed, knife crime, knife crimes, crimes, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d., knife in back, knifed in back, medical mystery, medical mysteries, mortuary, mortuaries, hopsital, hospitals, right under your nose, oblivious
'He'd being bullied at school because he hasn't murdered anyone.'
As seen on T.V.: On the 11 o'clock news depicting a disgruntled employee who stabbed another employee violently with sharp pencils.